2011 was this blog's most successful year since it was launched 18 months ago. But don't let that impress you, real web sites get more hits in 18 seconds that we have ever had. How and ever, consider this post to be a wee celebration of a year of blogging keek which lured unsuspecting Arabs and other third world perverts to photoshopped images of a naked Sammy Wilson when what they really wanted was naturist porn....
January
We kicked the year off with taking a look at the Irish (Mordor) General election. As usual, we wasted no time in avoiding intellectual onanism and went straight for the childish, puerile crap for which we are known and unloved.
February
The month of love! And to celebrate Valentine's day, we produced this lovely heart-warming film..
March
A big month for the Royals! First of all, Kate Middleton agreed to marry Prince William. I never could understand what she saw in the young, multimillionaire heir to the throne but I do know what he saw in her:
In a further development, plans were underway for the Queen's visit to Mordor (The Free State)
But on a more serious note, a terrible earthquake struck the planet:
April
ELECTION FEVER !!!!!!!!!!
May
Royal wedding fever struck the whole world. But it might have been April, I can't remember
May (Part 2)
ELECTION RESULTS FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
And the Queen visits Ireland...
May Part 3
That loser Obama visits Mordor and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and NORTHERN IRELAND.
June
This month, Katie Ruane was officially sexy.
July
Nothing happened apart from the 12th
August
We made up a world exclusive about male prostitution in Stormont:
We also delved into the tricky world of science:
September
Rihanna visited ULSTER!!!
October
Marty's Presidential election bid....
October Part 2, Halloween
November
The SDLP elected another charismatic new leader...
Free online games:
December
The North Korean strongman dies, leaving the world's first Communist state with a hereditary leadership looking forward to a new dictator. More interestingly, however, The Krankies admitted to their swinging past...
And finally, yet another repeat of the Sammy Wilson film which you were already bored of many many moons ago.
Well, that was it folks. Sorry for wasting your time, but......actually I'm not.January
We kicked the year off with taking a look at the Irish (Mordor) General election. As usual, we wasted no time in avoiding intellectual onanism and went straight for the childish, puerile crap for which we are known and unloved.
February
The month of love! And to celebrate Valentine's day, we produced this lovely heart-warming film..
Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!
March
A big month for the Royals! First of all, Kate Middleton agreed to marry Prince William. I never could understand what she saw in the young, multimillionaire heir to the throne but I do know what he saw in her:
In a further development, plans were underway for the Queen's visit to Mordor (The Free State)
But on a more serious note, a terrible earthquake struck the planet:
April
ELECTION FEVER !!!!!!!!!!
May
Royal wedding fever struck the whole world. But it might have been April, I can't remember
May (Part 2)
ELECTION RESULTS FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
And the Queen visits Ireland...
May Part 3
That loser Obama visits Mordor and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and NORTHERN IRELAND.
June
This month, Katie Ruane was officially sexy.
Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!
July
Nothing happened apart from the 12th
August
We made up a world exclusive about male prostitution in Stormont:
We also delved into the tricky world of science:
September
Rihanna visited ULSTER!!!
October
Marty's Presidential election bid....
October Part 2, Halloween
November
The SDLP elected another charismatic new leader...
Free online games:
The North Korean strongman dies, leaving the world's first Communist state with a hereditary leadership looking forward to a new dictator. More interestingly, however, The Krankies admitted to their swinging past...
And finally, yet another repeat of the Sammy Wilson film which you were already bored of many many moons ago.
All the best for 2012, more shite guaranteed to come here again next year. Ciao for now....
Congratulations on a very successful year, I hope 2012 is even better for you. If the world makes it to 2013 that is.
ReplyDeleteThanks Pippakin. Success is relative, of course.
ReplyDeleteHope you are well and that the coming year is a great one for you and yours.